neilnevins:

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

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the-entire-furry-fandom:

angelrin89:

What KH fans appear to be like to non-fans:

What KH fans are actually like:

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penfairy:

allandnot:

penfairy:

my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear - by all accounts a green and tasty friend - and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water - by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss - he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I locked him in baby jail to stop him from killing himself. 

Please tell your parrot I still love him.

he just threw his seeds all over the carpet and laughed about it so I will not

@unlucky-chan

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centipeetle:

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galaxy-of-the-guardians:

my-little-ninja:

galaxy-of-the-guardians:

literaltortoise:

galaxy-of-the-guardians:

galaxy-of-the-guardians:

*opens tumblr for a specific reason*

*an hour later*

Originally posted by queenkrimson

this is not the gif I meant to use

What gif did you mean to use bc I honestly don’t know if that can be topped

it was a dude just kinda staring at something with a dead look in his eyes but I feel like this is much more accurate actually

I’m on mobile

And my reaction was “same”

best addition I’ve gotten 😂

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legend-of-the-blue-ninja:

mirios-togatas:

Words can’t describe how much I love the Fate series.

People saw this guy

And said “let’s make him into some alien goddess I guess”

And then they did this

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