Alex's Stuff

saradominists:

Nightingale in the Avenger event: Oh, my. Thank you for helping me. I don’t really know what’s going on but I’m so glad you’re here. Oh, really. Thank you. I know I can get through this if I’m with you. You are so kind… Thank you for staying with me…

Nightingale in E Pluribus Unum: so you’re hurt? you need surgery. stay still. don’t struggle. i will treat you no matter what. arms? legs? you don’t need them. i’ll save your life even if it kills you. oh you don’t want that? you don’t get to make the rules. if you don’t like it eat my lead. oh what’s that? there’s an enemy? i’ll crush him. he can’t stop me, mash can’t stop me, you can’t stop me. edison? dead. cu chulainn? dead. medb? dead. karna? dead. all of them dead. dead dead dead. that’s what they’ll be. what? you need to get into battle? not in that shape. here, i made a bag. i’ll carry you in it. hmm? i’m putting you in danger? nonsense. you are my patient. i will heal you, i will protect you. nurses know best.

(via super-affection)

wuffleton:

puniper:

does anybody have that one comic of a stick person driving home and suddenly thinking “penis” and making a face that looks like 

I KNEW I HAD THIS SOMEWHERE AND THIS IS THE FIRST POST I FOUND EVEN RELATED TO IT ON GOOGLE. AFTER LIKE AN HOUR OF DIGGING THROUGH VINTAGE MEMES I FOUND IT.

(via kronilix)

imvzbx:

mercy players: i’ll die if they nerf mercy any more

jeff: 

(via unlucky-chan)