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LOOK AT HER EYES LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE LOOKS L O O K

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reblog if ur old enough to remember those fucking edits of all ur favorite characters styled like the old ipod ads as silhouettes with headphones
these. by the thousands.

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just bought this tapeworm from etsy!
where are you gonna keep it
:)
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*unmute this and watch the mcCree*
My parents: I don’t see how you can sit in your room in front of your computer for hours what are you even doing in there?
Me: Ummm….
UH

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birds are so small fragile and fat if anyone is ever mean to a helpless bird i will smack them down like the hand of god

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That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT PANCAKES
RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN PANCAKE SYRUP
Why the fuck do you think rabbits who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.
I just want to point out that no one is forcing the rabbit into the pancakes

No one pushed them in the damn thing

In fact it fully appears to be eating them by its own damn self

calm the hell down, pancakes is not the damn same as pancakes

Its just a rabbit making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that rabbit at gunpoint
fucking christ
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a rabbit. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a rabbit would never just eat something like pancakes. They’ll rarely consume water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually eat them.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that rabbit was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
I’m dying it’s that fuckimg meme

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Timeless (2016) S1E012 - The Murder of Jesse James
Bass Reeves, protrayed by Colman Domingo. Rufus Carlin, protrayed by Malcolm Barrett.
Watch it here , get Bass Reeves: Tales of the Talented Tenth here
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It’s true!
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Bass Reeves was so dedicated to the law, he even arrested his own son Bennie for the murder of his wife. Bennie was sentenced to life in prison. With over 3000 arrests, 14 kills, went his entire 32 year career in law enforcement without being shot once.
He was assigned to bring in the notorious female outlaw Belle Starr. Once she got wind who was after her she turned herself into the federal court.
Reeves was one of a few Marshalls who would venture into Indian territory *oklahoma*. After the age of 67 he retired in 1907. He enjoyed his short lived retirement as a police officer in Muskogee Oklahoma, his assigned beat had 0 crime reported until he died at the age of 71 of Bright’s disease.
He was one of the true gun slingers of the west.
I would expect nothing less from a man with such a magnificent mustache
I love the story of Bass Reeves!
One of his famous tactics was, if he was captured or in danger by a criminal he was hunting down, he would ask them to read a letter from his wife before they killed him. He used their distraction to free himself and get the upper hand.
He was also a freed slave. George Reeves, his owner and reason for his surname, took Bass with him to fight in the Civil War. However, George became violently angry after Bass beat him at a card game, and Bass was forced to fight him (or kill, on some accounts) in self defense.
After running away and entering Native American territory, Bass learned how to speak the languages of the ‘Five Civilized Tribes’ (Cherokee, Chickasaw, Choctaw, Muskogee, Seminole). This part of his life is where he mastered marksmanship. He got married and had a family after the Emancipation Proclamation was declared, and then later became a Marshal, going on the adventures listed above (and many more… Another famous criminal that Bass captured was Bob Dozier.)
He was the very first black US Marshal. May we never forget him, as history would suffer to lose such an outstanding figure.

Where’s the movie/games about this guy?

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